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DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Emeralds Found:	1534	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mines Excavated:	4651	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

Make Craft Mine

Economy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2027

Make Craft Mine is a simple economy server, with all the things you would want. Claims, McMMO, Jobs, Resource World, Quests, Battle Pass, Custom Enchants, /sell hand, auction house, head database, and keys. Introducing a new feature called Hardmode, whereby you can make the hustle harder for bragging rights.

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