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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5914 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 4401 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!
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