Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	594235
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1209	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Buildings Constructed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	23853	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1104	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	4768	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	1666	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6036

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	552	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

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