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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8671 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.