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ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	1171
Star Shards Collected:	239	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	668	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	1303	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Emeralds Found:	375	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	8069
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	478135	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!