#SpiritLeadMeLyrics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	1499
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crops Grown:	4254
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	5440
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Votes:	5488
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	1071

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	9906	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!