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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7677 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 328 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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