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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 220 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.
