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Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, atomic bomb, Bomb, Chinese, Cool, cucks, Cultural differences, historical events, international relations, japanese, Korean, Masculinity, Minecraft, Protagonists, self-inserting, Server, spineless, Stereotypes, vaginas, video games, War Crimes, WWII

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Farms Harvested:	773	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Yogurt Block Party

beneficial bacteria, Bifidobacterium, BLOCK, bowel health, Dietary supplements, digestion, digestive disorders, digestive system, fermented foods, gastrointestinal health, gut flora, gut health, Health research, intestinal health, lactobacillus, Microbiome, microbiota, Party, probiotic, scientific study, study, yogurt

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

Active, available spots, building, building mods, clutter, Cozy, Discord, Fail, free world, limited spots, love, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant time, Plugins, private server, Requirements, search, Server, SERVER HOST, server host responsiveness, small server, smp, watch

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1079
Emeralds Found:	9119	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

aging, aging fears, aging gracefully, aging process, aging quotes, aging worries, fear of aging, getting old, getting old gracefully, getting old gracefully blog, getting old gracefully book, getting old gracefully quotes, getting old gracefully tips, getting old jokes, getting old meme, getting old sucks, getting older, getting older quotes, HORRIFYING, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

Country, creeper, cultural influence, faith community, HOLY, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious demographics, religious diversity, religious freedom, religious identity, religious influence, religious institutions, religious practices, religious practices and beliefs, religious tolerance, religious traditions, religious values, role of religion, smp, societal norms, spirituality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

amicable, DATING, Decision making, disagreement, Divorce, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, mom’s wedding, moms, opposition, parental relationships, Pastor, relationships, Religion, Rushed, Server, Support, unreasonable, Volunteer work, Wedding, young adult

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6092	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	6090
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

deep lyrics, emotional impact, heart-wrenching lyrics, impactful songs, LyricFeels, lyrics that bring me to tears, lyrics that evoke emotion, lyrics that hit close to home, lyrics that make me feel, lyrics that make me think, lyrics that resonate, lyrics that speak to me, lyrics that stay with me, lyrics that tug at my heartstrings, meaningful lyrics, Minecraft, moving lyrics, Music, Powerful lyrics, smp, song lyrics, soulful lyrics, touching lyrics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

buyer’s remorse, CraftyCash, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, foolish expenditures, frivolous expenses, frivolous purchases, impulse buys, impulsive buys, money down the drain, money wasted, regretful purchases, ridiculous purchases, silly, silly buys, silly expenses, silly investments, silly purchases, silly shopping, silly splurges, SPENDS, unnecessary spending, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	3039
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

DEFEND, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense expansion, defense industry, defense investments., defense market, defense partnerships, defense procurement, defense resources, defense sector, defense strategy, defense technology, European defense companies, global defense., international conflict, Military operations, military presence, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine operations, US defense companies, war in Ukraine, Warcraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!

RedstoneRevolution

ai, Artificial Intelligence, China, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Disinformation, election security, foreign interference, global politics, influence, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, Report, russia, Technology, US Election

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3634
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!