Vanilla Canopy: Where trees are tall and players are semi-normal. Join us for some leafy fun!

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Feedback, Friends, Fun, hats, hermitcraft, ideas, Join, Leafy, Players, Plugins, Reset, Semi Vanilla, seminormal, Spigot, stress, Survival, Tall, Trees, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Farms Harvested:	559	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Atmosphere	Laid-back, low stress, fun environment for hanging out, joking around, and having fun playing Minecraft.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla, Dynamic Map, New Hats, Datapacks, Weekly Server Events, Community Builds
Join Us	Visit us on the server or in Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins are used?	The server is running Spigot and only has plugins that do not alter the vanilla feel.
Is there a border limit?	There is a soft border limit of 8K, beyond which content may be deleted.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games held weekly.
How can I join?	Visit the server at canopymc.net or join our Discord at https://canopymc.net/discord

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Iconic Duo Minecraft SMP

athletes, Duo, dynamic duos, iconic, iconic athletes, iconic sports duos, Legends, Minecraft, most iconic duo, smp, sports, sports duos, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports partnerships, sports teams, teamwork

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	3154
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Forget about LeBron and AD, forget about Messi and Ronaldo. The most iconic duo in all of sports is definitely Steve and his trusty pig companion, Porkchop, on our Minecraft SMP! These two have conquered the Nether, defeated the Ender Dragon, and even built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. Join our server and you too can be part of the epic adventures of Steve and Porkchop. Just watch out for the creeper that’s always trying to photobomb their selfies!

BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8250	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConnections SMP

building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, meaningful relationships, mutual growth, Partnership, Respect, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	205	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you build is a dirt hut and a sad excuse for a farm? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build epic friendships while also building epic structures!

Join us on our server where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and alliances are made over stacks of diamonds. Want to know the secret to building meaningful relationships? It’s simple – just team up with your fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon, and trust us, nothing brings people closer together than fighting a giant flying lizard!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build more than just pixelated houses, come join us and see what true friendship looks like in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery – who knows what kind of adventures you’ll find when you join us!

BlockyBedSkills

BlockyBedSkills, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, Connection, Empathy, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Open-mindedness, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3896	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7027	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret potion that makes your character a total stud in bed – no more awkward fumbling around in the dark! Join us and become a Minecraft Casanova in no time. Trust us, your pixelated partner will thank you later.

Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft

alcohol consumption, communication patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, drinking habits, Drunk, emotional health, health, love, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, partner influence, Perception, problematic behavior, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partner, study, substance abuse, Symptoms, young adults, Young men

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Farms Harvested:	114
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

martincitopants is a talented content creator known for his humorous and highly engaging videos on social media platforms. With a background in comedy and video production, martincitopants has amassed a strong following by consistently delivering entertaining and relatable content to his audience. His unique style and charisma have set him apart in the digital space, making him a rising star in the world of online entertainment.

Which Minecraft servers are like MineLachs ?

administrators, building, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, Freebuild, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, OneBlock, Resources, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Updates

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes including minigames, adventure maps, and custom games. With a huge player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to MineLachs .
Pixelmon: If you’re a fan of Pokemon, Pixelmon is the perfect server for you. This server combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved creatures of Pokemon, allowing players to catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokemon in a Minecraft world.
The Hive: The Hive offers a wide range of game modes including parkour, survival games, and more. With a focus on community and player interaction, The Hive provides a fun and engaging multiplayer experience similar to MineLachs .
Mineplex: Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes and active player base. From PvP battles to survival challenges, Mineplex offers a variety of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.
Lifeboat: Lifeboat is a server that focuses on survival gameplay, with challenges and adventures to test your skills. With regular updates and a strong community, Lifeboat offers a similar immersive experience to MineLachs for players looking for a new server to explore.

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XYZ SMP

Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Economy, exploits, Factions, Griefing, Lag, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

A fun, fully vanilla server to play on with no lag. Exploits are not allowed, and you cannot say slurs in chat. Griefing, trolling, and anything of the sort is allowed.

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