Spicy Mafia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Votes:	1748
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	2655	Potions Brewed:	102
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Farms Harvested:	926	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	New Chunks Explored:	798643

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	980135	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!