Spermwales – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CymruCraft Minecraft Server
Autonomy, cultural heritage, Cymru, CymruCraft, devolution, Government, identity crisis, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, political beliefs, Political debate, self-governance, Server, Size of Cymru, Size of Wales, SOVEREIGNTY, United Kingdom, wales, welsh, Welsh Independence, Welsh Language, Welsh People
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as small as a pea? Well, look no further because our server is so massive, it makes Wales look like a tiny ant hill! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world that is so big, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way back home!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Welsh dragon, who roams the land breathing fire and causing chaos. Join forces with other players to defeat this mighty beast and claim its treasure as your own!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is populated by talking sheep who will regale you with tales of their adventures in the mystical land of Cymru? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life!

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Divine PvP Minecraft Server
Adl, Agreement, Communication, Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Decision making, Diplomacy, Divine, foreign policy, Government, happen, international relations, JENNIFER PSAKI, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, Politics, PvP, Server, The gods, uncertainty, united states, world affairs
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a creeper on caffeine – explosive and unpredictable!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!

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SisSass Minecraft Server
disrespectful behavior., entitled attitude, entitled behavior, entitled sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Father Figures, Father’s Day, high standards, living with parents, long list of demands, Minecraft, parenting struggles, retail job, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single mom, single motherhood, SisSass
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!
Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

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Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem
Apology, birthday present, blended family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional outburst, family bond, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, favoritism, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, in-laws, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, step-grandson, stepson
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join now for a drama-free gaming experience where you can escape from real-life chaos and build your dream world.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends along the way. Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in the virtual world.
Forget about family feuds and step-parent drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is zombies and creepers! So join us today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Friendship Ick Minecraft Server
awkward, Backstabbing, bad vibes, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, Drama, Fake, friendship, Ick.., insincerity, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative energy, Server, superficial relationships, TOXIC, UNCOMFORTABLE, untrustworthy
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Do you crave drama and chaos in your virtual friendships? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your so-called friends, stealing their diamonds, and blowing up their houses just for fun! We have a strict “no hugs allowed” policy to keep things interesting and competitive.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret crush on one of our players and will do anything to protect them. Will you be the one to win the dragon’s heart and become the ultimate Minecraft player?
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring friendships and embrace the chaos, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

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AlienCraft: Earth Invasion LOL
alien life, AlienCraft, aliens, Arrival, close encounter, Contact, E.T., Earth, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, intergalactic, Invasion, Landing, lol, Mystery, science fiction, spacecraft, UFO, unidentified flying object, unknown, Visitors
Are you tired of boring old Earth servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky aliens who have crash-landed on Earth and are now hosting the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us for epic space battles with laser guns, ride on flying pigs through the galaxy, and mine for rare alien ores that will make your friends green with envy. Our alien overlords have even set up a dance party zone where you can boogie with extraterrestrial beings until the sun comes up (or doesn’t, because, you know, space).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can team up with other players to fend off zombie invasions and protect the world from impending doom. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that will transport you to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
So what are you waiting for, Earthlings? Join our server today and let the intergalactic fun begin!

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CraftyHolocaustDenialAI
ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, CraftyHolocaustDenialAI, digital age, discrimination, education, Ethics, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Holocaust denial, internet, Misinformation, Online platforms, Prevention, Propaganda, social media, Surge, Technology, UN agency, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic castles and fight off zombie pigmen with our diamond swords. UN agency warns that if you don’t join, AI could spawn a surge of Holocaust denial. Don’t let that happen, come build with us and save the world from misinformation! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the AI takes over and we’re all stuck in a virtual world of denial!

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Hair Genital Loincloth Land
alien race, Avatar, Blue People, Cultural traditions, fantasy world, fictional species, Film Fashion, film lore, Genital, genitals, hair, james cameron, Land, Loin Cloths, Loincloth, movie characters, Movie Costumes, navi, PANDORA, Sci Fi, Science Fiction Universe, Tribal Clothing, Unique Anatomy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!
we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.
if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

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TallCraft: Where Women Prefer Taller Men!
attractiveness, body type, broader shoulders, Dominant, evolutionary psychology, fighting ability, gender differences, height, masculine, MATE SELECTION, Men, partner preferences, Perception, Physical attraction, physical traits, prefer, Preferences, research, self-perceived attractiveness, social norms, Tallcraft, taller, taller men, Women
So, like, this Minecraft server is like the ultimate place to find your tall, broad-shouldered Minecraft man! If you wanna feel like a queen with a hunky Minecraft king by your side, then this is the place to be! Our players are all super tall and strong, just like those dudes in the research study. Plus, they’re all experts in fighting off creepers and zombies, so you know you’ll be safe with them around. Join now and find your Minecraft prince charming!

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PokeMayhem Pixelmon Server
Battle Tree, Creative, Creativeplots, Custom Achievements, ELITE 4, generations, Gts, Gyms, Keepinventory, Legendaries, Marriages, Minecraft, mystery boxes, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Player Ranks, Pokebuilder, PokeDisguises, Pokehunts, PokeMayhem, pokemon, Pokemon Cosmetics, PvP, Quests, Reforged, Server, Story, Survival, Teams, Treasure Hunts, Wondertrade
Welcome to PokeMayhem Pixelmon Reforged Server
PokeMayhem runs Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 Latest
Server IP: play.pokemayhem.comJoin our Community Discord here
Key Features:[GYMS]-[POKEHUNTS]-[ELITE 4]-[BATTLE TREE]-[TEAMS]-[MYSTERY BOXES][POKEDISGUISES]-[POKEBUILDER]-[QUESTS]-[MARRIAGES]-[TREASURE HUNTS][CUSTOM ACHIEVEMENTS]-[PLAYER RANKS]-[POKEMON COSMETICS][GTS]-[WONDERTRADE]-[DAYCARE]-[POKESTOPS]-[CRATES]-[DEX REWARDS][STORY]-[LOTTERY]-[GEM SHOP]-[DROP PARTIES]-[AWESOME COMMUNITY]
play.pokemayhem.com

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