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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8602 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 5758 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 525813 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
