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SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9590
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crops Grown:	7740	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Potions Brewed:	56
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8776	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!