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CraftyHub: ExposeTheLies

abusive relationship, aita, band management, BETRAYAL, consequences, CraftyHub, Deceit, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, ExposeTheLies, Gaslighting, Honesty, Infidelity, lying husband, Manipulation, music festival, public exposure, Self Respect, self-care, toxic relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	1380
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.

Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)

TeenageFails Minecraft Server

adolescent, cringe-worthy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, growing pains, hindsight, immature, IMPULSIVE, learning experience, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, RECKLESS, regret, Server, silly, teenage antics, TeenageFails, teenager, young and dumb, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	299	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

UnderratedTravelLand

Hidden Gem, hidden travel destination, hidden travel gem, hidden travel treasures, lesser known, Off the beaten path, travel advice, travel bucket list, travel destination, travel inspiration, travel off the grid, travel recommendations, travel tips, underappreciated destination, underrated country, underrated travel destination, underrated travel spot, underrated vacation spot, UnderratedTravelLand, undiscovered, unique travel experiences

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, which is like visiting the underrated country of Narnia (yes, it’s a real place, we swear).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old countries when you can join our server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s more bananas than a monkey on a unicycle!

CraftyArms Minecraft Server

arms control, arms exports, arms industry, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArms, defense budget, defense sector, economic impact, european union, export regulations, geopolitical dynamics., germany, global security, international relations, military equipment, military industry, Minecraft, political decisions, security alliances, Server, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tanked Up!

ADVANCE, airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, Fighting, GazaCraft, ground invasion, Hamas, international community, Israeli defense forces, Israeli tanks, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, north Gaza, Palestinian territories, Rages, south Gaza, tanked, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ISRAELI TANKS ADVANCE INTO AREAS IN NORTH AND SOUTH GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, THEY’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE ARENAS!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FutureBasesBelongToUs77

amusement, back to the future, blade runner, Entertainment, event dates, Future, future generations, FutureBasesBelongToUs77, great-grandkids, humor, Nostalgia, Oct 21 2015, pop culture, Posting, predictions, Sci Fi, science fiction, social media, Technology, terminator, time travel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be out here havin’ a blast, postin’ about sci-fi events like Back to the Future and Terminator. Imagine in 77 years, our great-grandkids gonna be takin’ over all our bases like it’s nothin’! It’s gonna be lit, yo! So come join us and be part of this wild ride, cuz who knows what kinda craziness we gonna get up to next!

PainCraft T-Cell Wars

PainCraft, TCell, Wars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Mines Excavated:	4096	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	130
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4842	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!