| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9845 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!
But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2639 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.
So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 222 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7719 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3519 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 884 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 112 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9222 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.
So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!
