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4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Crops Grown:	9867
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9932	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	105	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4593	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2583

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1693
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, True

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Buildings Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	8698	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

deltarune chapter 3, Earthbound Halloween Hack, foxes, Fun, game creator, game design, game development, game industry, Indie dev, Indie developer, indie game developer, indie games, indie music, RPG, temmie chang, The Great Temmie Chang, The Great Toby Fox, toby fox, TobyCraft, Undertale, Various Places, video game music, work ethic

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5781
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.