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FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8119

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Look At Him Go Minecraft Server

at, at him, at him go, at him go look, go, go at him, go look, go look at, go look at him, go look at him go, him go, HIM.., look, look at, look at him, look at him go, look at him go look, look at him go look at, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Sheep Sorcerer as they fight for control of the server! Will you join forces with the Chicken King and his army of feathered warriors, or will you align yourself with the Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly minions? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava and a hot tub filled with magma cubes. Just be sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – “look at him go” indeed!

Pool Party Minecraft SMP

Anon, asking, Filming, filming tiktok, Friends, Fun, group activity, hanging out, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool party, poolside, popular app, Request, request to leave, smp, social media, Summer, swimming, tiktok, Video, viral video

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we film TikToks in the pool instead of actually playing the game. That’s right, forget about crafting and surviving, we’re all about getting those likes and views on social media! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through dance moves. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Mythical Legends Minecraft Server

#MYTH4EVER, ancient stories, epic tales, FANTASY, folklore, legendary stories, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Myth, mythic adventures, mythic tales, Mythical, mythical creatures, mythical heroes, Mythical Realms, mythical worlds, mythological creatures, mythological gods, Mythology, myths and legends, Server, storytelling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because #MYTH4EVER is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending a group of mischievous Endermen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic fowl, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join #MYTH4EVER today and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise?

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ACO, ai, AI pornmommies, Catbox galleries, ddg, DEGEN, DRINK Edition, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, kdg, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, SDG, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate, Uploads

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4731
Towns Built:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Atropic Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Adventure, Atropic, BLOCK, Community, Creative, Epic, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, legend, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Story, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

IP: atropic.fun ⋘1.16.5 – 1.20+⋙

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Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

action, Addictive, bad, Challenging, Combat, Dmc, Enjoyable, Entertaining, Fast-paced, Fun, Game, gameplay, Good, graphics, Hack and Slash, high level player, Impressive.., INTENSE, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, similar games, skilled player, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	251
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

Antonino Rocca, Antonio Inoki, big daddy, Billy Robinson, Buddy Rogers, Dory Funk Jr., El Santo, Freddie Blassie, Gene Kiniski, hesz, Jack Brisco, Karl Gotch, Kimura Masahiko, Lou Thesz, Masa Saito, Mil Mascaras, Minecraft, Rikidozan, smp, Stu Hart, The Destroyer, The Sheik, Verne Gagne

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ores Mined:	3940	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7463	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2388	Ores Mined:	2790
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, chat channel, Communication, curse of arrav, fart cc, future of osrs, Info, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, Podcast, sam dhide, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.