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Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Emeralds Found:	2172
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Star Shards Collected:	229	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8121	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

alchemist, Archery, artificer, Cook, Development, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Find, Fish, Join, Lost, Passion, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, Suggestions, Tangles, Trailer, WATCHMAKER, Youll

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	950
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1626
Emeralds Found:	6037	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!