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Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

blocky, Find, steve, unemployment, work

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Dragon Eggs Found:	8108

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	9241

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	216	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2688	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5557	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8182
Potions Brewed:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	2085
Void Armor Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	1356
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	100957	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!