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AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, ambulance, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, Conflict, grandmother, idf, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Raid, serious offence, Server, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violation of human rights, war crime

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

BrinkOfBlockCraft

Address, Agreement, biden, BRINK, BrinkOfBlockCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Tension, Truce, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS

Dark Room Delight

abandoned spaces, Architecture, city, Curiosity, Dark, Dark Room, DELIGHT, Exploration, foot traffic, forgotten places, heatmap, hidden gems, least-visited room, Mystery, room, Urban, urban decay, urban design, urban development, urban history, Urban planning, urban-exploration

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, have you ever wondered what’s hiding in the darkest, dankest room of a city? Well, on our server, we got a secret room that’s so dark, even the mobs are scared to go in! Legend has it, the last person who entered never came out… But hey, that just adds to the mystery, right?

Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!

Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer

biomedical engineering, breakthrough treatment, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Fight, fight cancer, GOLD, Gold Nanorods, immune system, Immunological response, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Nano, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, oncology, rods, Tumor Cells, tumor targeting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	100
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, listen up! This server is like those gold nanorods waking up your immune system to fight cancer, but instead of cancer, we’re fighting boredom! Join us and let your immune system of fun and creativity wake up and kick some butt in the Minecraft world!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.

Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!

OnionCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, survival game modes Java Bedrock grief claims keep-inventory plugin-based mods IP upcoming server community friendly events economy shop server rules online players custom builds server features

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	1088
Mines Excavated:	1112	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to Onioncraft, we are an upcoming server. Here we are very laid back and include many game modes.

The server runs on version 1.20.4, For now the server is Java only however we will support Bedrock in the next month. Survival is one of our biggest modes, including no grief with claims and keep-inventory on.

This is a fully plugin-based server with no mods to install, just import the IP and you’re ready to go!

Come join us!!

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ShadowBorne

bedrock, Crates, Discord, Events, Experience, java, join now, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, online store, PvP, Ranks, ShadowBorne, smp, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

ShadowBorne is a cross-play Minecraft Lifesteal Survival server for Java 1.21 and Bedrock. Features include PvP, events, crates, and more. Support is available on the server’s Discord and website. On its website, you’ll also find an online store where you can buy ranks and keys. Come get the full ShadowBorne Lifesteal SMP experience! Join now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/t4xWJ3fPDR

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Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cities, description, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Pets, Rating, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	136	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Nasal Snarl Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, annoying voice, audio quality, click off, Digital Media, Entertainment, internet video, irritating sound, Media consumption, Minecraft, nasal, nasally snarl, online video, snarl, sound preference, Southeast Asian, Video, video content, vocal annoyance, vocal preference, vocal quality, vocal sound, vocal style, vocal tone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	87

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the annoying sounds of southeast asians! We promise no nasally snarls here, just pure gaming fun! Plus, our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness, you’ll forget all about those pesky noises. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together!

ExWifeEntrance Minecraft Server

aita, Am I an idiot, best man, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeEntrance, Fairness, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Invitation, Minecraft, new girlfriend, niece’s wedding, personal boundaries, ReBuilding, separation, Server, stepchildren

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	2972

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in a love triangle, just like in this crazy story!

Imagine entering a wedding with your ex-wife, who cheated on you with an intern, all because your niece insists on it. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have a new girlfriend with two adorable children who will support you through this insane situation. Will you choose love or family loyalty? The choice is yours on our server!

Don’t be an idiot for missing out on all the drama and excitement. Join our server now and be part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs boring old quests when you can have a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes?

MommaCougarsRUs

age gap relationship, alcohol consumption, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, financial constraints, financial independence, generational differences, intergenerational dating, living arrangements, maturity levels, medical conditions, MommaCougarsRUs, mother-daughter relationship, parental approval, personal boundaries, strained relationships, tenancy agreements, unconventional relationships

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any 22-year-old boyfriends causing rifts between family members! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and leave behind the weird fantasy world of dating younger men and constant alcohol consumption. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time without causing chaos.

And don’t worry about finances holding you back from joining our server – we offer virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and conquer dungeons with your fellow players.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a truly epic gaming experience. Who needs a 22-year-old boyfriend when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?