Players: |
101/700 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
1 |
Void Armor Forged: |
14 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
8 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
6 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
11 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
3 |
Meteorites Collected: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.