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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6797 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.
But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
