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Mine4Money

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

Agreement, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, cooperation, Decision making, Diplomacy, discussion, follow-up meeting, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, Négotiation, next month, Politics, strategic talks, summit, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

advertising, AIIIIIIEEEEEE, ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD, BIZARRE, creepy, Disturbing, fast food, Game, Horror, Internet Sensation, Japan, Kids, Marketing, McDonald’s Japan, Minecraft, online frenzy, Server, SHE’S NOT GONNA STOP, Shocking.., social media, trending, twitter, urban legend, viral tweet

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	665056
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5056	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	6436

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	2683
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	98

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	115	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!