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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3260 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. every time you press play, you’ll see your favorite songs a bit differently because our server has a magical jukebox that turns all music into cat meows.
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!
Lachlan is a passionate and driven individual with a strong background in business development and marketing. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for problem-solving, he has successfully managed projects and helped companies achieve their goals. Lachlan is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always 
