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CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1457	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Emeralds Found:	8146	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	1075
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7241	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5271	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	108	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2424	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	238
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3854	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	571
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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