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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.
well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.
join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!
