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TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6619	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

Crafting & Laughter: 2 Weeks Sober & It’s Friday Server

Accountability, alcoholism, celebration, Crafting, Decision making, FRIDAY, friday night, healthy choices, Laughter, mental health, mindfulness, progress, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, Server, Sober, Sobriety, sobriety journey, staying strong, Support, temptation, weeks, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build a castle made entirely of TNT, ride pigs off cliffs, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t fret! Our server is constantly hosting wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” and “Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights”. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be a real-life wizard or a time-traveling alien!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs alcohol when you have a Minecraft server this insane?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

BlockchainBillionaire

Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockchainBillionaire, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallets, financial amnesia, financial humor, Financial Security, financial technology, forgotten assets, internet money, Investment, long term investments, lost investments, secure access, speculative assets, speculative investments, valuable jokes, virtual currency

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!

Sky-Nexus

amazing, Burn, Economy, meanie head, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky-Nexus, Skyblock, Smelly, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Amazing Skyblock server, burn is a smelly meanie head. How long does this thing have to be for it to work?!?!

142.4.206.143:25591

ScholarCraft Minecraft Server

academic achievement, advice, Application Process, Assistance, college, Deadlines, education, eligibility criteria, Essay writing, extracurricular activities, financial aid, financial support, funding, Grants, merit-based, Minecraft, need-based, opportunities, Resources, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Server, Tips

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3338	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9782
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into friendly pet kittens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of ruthless poultry who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic battle for control of the coop?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventures, best work, career highlights, career milestones, CraftyKats, exceptional contributions, exceptional work, impressive projects, notable contributions, notable successes, outstanding performance, remarkable accomplishments, remarkable work, significant achievements, smp, standout work, successful endeavors, successful projects, top accomplishments, top achievements, top performances

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: a group of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous witch to only communicate in pig Latin while building their bases upside down. And that’s just the beginning!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the mobs have all been replaced by dancing llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true fear until you’ve been chased by a pack of those bad boys.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Of course, getting to it won’t be easy – you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with traps, puzzles, and a particularly grumpy chicken who guards the loot with its life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Trust me, it’s worth it.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

Accidents, advice, anger, Arrogant, Communication, CraftyHub, disinfect, Doctor, emergency medicine, Expertise, husband, infection, Injuries, Minecraft, online business, Perception, professional advice, scar, scarring, Server, sterile dressing, stitches, Wounds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, blended families, Boundaries, children, Communication, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Grandparents, in-laws, mother-in-law, Outsider, parenting, partner’s parents, relationships, setting boundaries, single mother, traditional families, visitation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your independence? Look no further than our server, where we believe in playing by your own rules!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family without any judgment from traditional parents. No need to worry about disapproving glares or being banished from family functions – here, you’re free to be yourself!

We understand the importance of standing up for yourself and not allowing anyone to treat you like an outsider. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules!

Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other. Let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background.

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

aggression, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, political tensions, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, ukraine just launched a mega attack on russia’s airbases and stuff. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz. u gotta come help us fight off the invaders and defend our turf. plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles. let’s do this!

BrainSpeakCraft

Accuracy, ALS, assistive technology, BCI, brain signals, brain-computer interface, BrainSpeakCraft, Breakthrough, Communication, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, neurological disorders, neurology, New England Journal of Medicine, Precision, researchers, scientific advancement, Speech, speech impairment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat futuristic brain-computer interface shiz! Like, u can literally SPEAK with ur MIND, just like dat dude with ALS! We got dat 97% accuracy, so u know it’s legit! Join now and become a telepathic Minecraft master, cuz why not?! #MindBlown #SpeakWithUrBrain #JoinNow

TsuniMC

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock pvp creative minigames economy roleplay adventure modded whitelist hardcore vanilla RPG building community server realms factions, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7492	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Hello everyone! TsuniMC server is a new, unnamed server currently under development! Join the server’s Discord to receive the latest announcements!

Link Discord: https://discord.gg/RUBZKcCZKs

tsunimc.ddns.net:25454

Architects Realm

advanced tools, Architectural Dreams, Builders, Castles, Collaborative projects, Community, Creative, Creative Server, creativity, designers, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, Plugins, redstone contraptions, Sanctuary, Skyscrapers, supportive environment, themed build contests, visionaries

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to **Architect’s Realm**, the ultimate sanctuary for builders, designers, and visionaries in Minecraft! Step into a world where creativity reigns supreme, and your architectural dreams can become reality. Architect’s Realm is a dedicated creative server designed for those who see the potential in every block and are eager to craft stunning structures, intricate designs, and awe-inspiring landscapes.

In Architect’s Realm, the sky is not the limit—it’s just the beginning. Whether you’re a seasoned builder with a portfolio of masterpieces or a new creator eager to learn the craft, you’ll find a welcoming and inspiring community here. Claim your own plot of land and transform it into anything you can imagine, from towering skyscrapers and sprawling castles to intricate redstone contraptions and serene gardens.

Our server is equipped with a variety of advanced tools and plugins to support your building endeavors. Need more space? Expand your plot as your project grows. Want to showcase your work? Participate in themed build contests, or feature your creations in our server-wide exhibitions. Architect’s Realm is a place where your skills can flourish, whether you’re working solo or collaborating with other talented builders on massive projects.

Beyond the blocky world, Architect’s Realm is about fostering a community of like-minded creators. Share your ideas, get feedback, and learn new techniques in a supportive environment where everyone is encouraged to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Our staff and members are always ready to help you turn your ideas into reality, offering advice, resources, and inspiration.

Join Architect’s Realm today, where your imagination is the blueprint, and the possibilities are endless. Whether you’re constructing a modern utopia or a fantastical world, this is your realm—where architecture and creativity converge. Build your legacy and become a part of something truly extraordinary!

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