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TipsyPixels Server
Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safetycome join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol! -
DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, TreatmentWelcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory! -
ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!
Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwooferAre you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.
Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.
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PainCraft: Ouch Edition
acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst painHave you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
MeatAssaults Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARElol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.
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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warshipscome join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic! -
MomGonePhoneGrief
coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separationHey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!
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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examinationjoin our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server! -
Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition
admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, WhitelistedWelcome to Noah’s Ark SMP
Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
About Noah’s Ark SMP
Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.
How to Get Whitelisted
To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:
- Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
- Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
- Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server
Mods to Enhance Your Experience
Mod Description Create Plus most of the additions Thermal Expansion Distant Horizons (optional) Farmer’s Delight StorageDrawers Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows Serene Seasons Twilight Forest JourneyMap (no teleports) Performance Mods Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe
- No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
- Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
- Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
- PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.
FAQ
Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.
Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.
Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.