Sober Minecraft Servers

Sober Minecraft Servers

  • TipsyPixels Server

    TipsyPixels Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5130
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyTrioNoRide

    TipsyTrioNoRide
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8473
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Ores Mined: 2252 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 513 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

    And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting & Laughter: 2 Weeks Sober & It’s Friday Server

    Crafting & Laughter: 2 Weeks Sober & It’s Friday Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8897 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 664 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 700970 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

    Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build a castle made entirely of TNT, ride pigs off cliffs, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t fret! Our server is constantly hosting wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” and “Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights”. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be a real-life wizard or a time-traveling alien!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs alcohol when you have a Minecraft server this insane?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4182
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 72 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Saintcraft

    Saintcraft
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5489
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
    Server Type: Christian Minecraft Server
    Server Features:
    • Modern, item-based economy
    • Custom commands and recipes
    • Plugins and features made in-house
    • Beautiful, custom terrain generation
    • Player lands, nations, and factions
    • Strong Christian foundation
    Java version support: 1.21.3+
    Website: https://saintcraft.us
    Discord: https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

    Overview:

    Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

    A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

    Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

    A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

    Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

    Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

    A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

    Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

    A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

    Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9640
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

    Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftReturnGriefCraft

    GiftReturnGriefCraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2783
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3363 Dragon Eggs Found: 6119
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

    Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

    CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 944
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

    And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDateNight

    CraftyDateNight
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 9855
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 5167
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

    So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

    Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6330
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9126 Potions Brewed: 67
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Ores Mined: 7431 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

    CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3949
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1698
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Potions Brewed: 108 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

    BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3869
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Zombie Dances: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PunchCraft 1.21.4

    PunchCraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1932
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 35 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 595528 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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