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Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crops Grown:	3524	Dragon Eggs Found:	4443
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Magic Items Found:	6367	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4373	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

comma separated, CREEPERS, Generate, KimoiCraft, Kimoiiii, KIMOOOOOOOOIII, list, long trail, over here, tags, Thread, Threads, Uwaaa, whats that, whats that thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

achievement, award, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, customs, Digging, heritage, historical, historical implications, History, Hole, Honor, Impact, Legacy, LolCraft, Prestige, Rabbit, recognition, Significance, society, Symbolism, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

dead giveaway, derogatory, discrimination, expose, Faggots, Identity, insult, Language, lefties, Leftist, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive, phrases, Political, prejudice, Pronouncing, Sanctuary, Slur, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, triggered, unite, Words

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	2234
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

Abyssal Refrain, Augment Guide, Azur, azur lane, Battles, blocky, boat, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, cookie for mew, Cruise Mission, Edition, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

Active, Boingloings, bounce, BOUNCING, bouncing balls, Colorful, coordination, creativity, CREEPERS, Durable, Entertainment, Exercise, Fly, Fun, games, imagination, indoor, Interactive, Join, Kids, lolz, motor skills, Outdoor, Pigs, Playtime, sensory play, Toys

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

Aesthetic, ARTISTRY, artwork, blocky, Builders, creative minds, creativity, design community, Design ideas, design inspiration, design trends, designs, Epic, Fails, Graphic design, Great, Innovative, inspiration, post, TALENTED, talented artists, talented designers, Turn, Unique, Visual

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

accidental death, Adventures, animal care, Animal lover, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Friends, funny, Guilt, hamster, Innocence, kitchen mishaps, kitchen safety, lolz, microwave, Minecraft, mishap, Nostalgia, pet mishaps, Popcorn, regret, Server, tragic

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Farms Harvested:	652
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!