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ParentingProblemsMC

arguments, boxing, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, discipline, Dispute Resolution, family activities, family dynamics, family time, household activities, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parenting methods, Parenting styles, ParentingProblemsMC, relationships, teaching lessons, working parents

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of solving family disputes the old-fashioned way? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle arguments with epic boxing matches! Just like this mom who came home to find her husband turning their basement into a mini boxing ring for their kids. Who needs therapy when you can throw punches instead? Join now for a chance to settle your differences with a knockout punch! (Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage physical violence, but we do encourage hilarious stories like this one!)

BoomerCraft

aging, aging effects, aging factors, aging gracefully, aging gracefully remedies, aging gracefully secrets, aging gracefully tips, Aging population, aging prevention, aging process, aging remedies, aging secrets, aging signs, aging skin, aging solutions, aging tips, BoomerCraft, instantly aging, premature aging, signs of aging

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2043	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and watch as your character instantly ages every time you mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about wrinkles and gray hair, all you need to do is dig for those precious gems and you’ll be a senior citizen in no time. But don’t worry, the retirement home in our server is top-notch with free bingo nights and shuffleboard tournaments. So come on down and experience the ultimate aging simulator in Minecraft!

PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server

cure, Disease treatment, drug side effects, effects, health risks, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare system, Healthcare Technology, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Medical research, medical science, Medical Treatment, medication, Medicine, patient care, pharmaceuticals, PotionPaw, prescription drugs, Server, Side, side effects

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!

we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.

so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!

Redstone Flow Gel – Minecraft Server

#sustainability, absorbency, biodegradable, Blood, eco-friendly, flow, Gel, innovation, leak proof, leakage, leakage prevention, menstrual care, menstrual pads, menstrual products, menstruation, Minecraft, period products, Redstone, Seaweed, seaweed-derived gel, Server, study, Technology, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

join dis crazy minecraft server where we use menstrual pads as building blocks cuz why not! u can build ur own pad castle and have epic pad battles with other players. we also have a secret seaweed gel that turns into a shield when u get ur period in game, so u never have to worry about leaks again! come join the fun and experience the most outrageous minecraft server ever created!

Townscraft: Where surviving creepers is easier than finding a parking spot, 4+ years strong!

Builder, Community Events, continuity, CREEPERS, discord community, easier, Explorer, finding, Honor, map art, Minecraft, mini game, Parking, Player-honored system, PvP, redstoner, Safe, Server, smp, spot, STRONG, Survival multiplayer, Surviving, third season, town-building, Townscraft, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelisted, Years

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Townscraft Overview
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Description	Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where towns are living realms of creativity
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP promoting town-building and community events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP server
Are there towny or claims plugins?	No, there are no towny or claims plugins
What type of players are welcome?	All types including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players
What is the server experience like?	It is a vanilla experience with some exceptions like one player sleep
Is the server secure?	Yes, the server has robust backups and protection measures
How long do seasons last?	Seasons last a long time, with the first season lasting 20 months
Are there community events?	Yes, there are community-hosted events like hide-and-seek and boat racing

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brainstorming, clue, CraftyBuilders, crime solving, Curious, deduction, detective work, Enigma, How did they do it, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, problem solving, puzzle, Riddle, Server, sleuthing, solution, strategy, Unraveling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	194	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of coding. That’s right, llamas! And they’ve created a world so epic, you’ll never want to leave.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms? And don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner, who just so happens to be a giant panda with a taste for adventure. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the mysteries of ”How’d they do it?” – you won’t regret it!

Shezow’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Big City Greens, cartoons, Clarence, cute, desuarchive, discussion, Established, Friends, hilda, Kiff, MEGAS, Minecraft, Miraculous Ladybug, Palace, PIXEL, Protagonists, Regular show, Server, Shezow, Shezows, skirt lift edition, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Thread, up and coming, young male protagonists

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6469	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a skirt lift on a windy day? Look no further! Join our server where we discuss everything SheZow related, because who doesn’t love a superhero in a fabulous skirt?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got MEGAS (to be expanded) that include shows like Regular Show, Miraculous Ladybug, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and even Kiff! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server once had a legendary battle between a Creeper and a Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu? True story, bro.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discussions you’ll stumble upon in our wacky Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

PlayStationPirateCraft

aita, Boundaries, Conflict, damaged items, Decision making, family, guitar, Intonation, Job, MONEY, ownership, parents, personal property, PlayStation, PlayStationPirateCraft, PS5, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, Siblings, Trust, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of sharing your hard-earned gaming console with your siblings who have a track record of destroying your stuff? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any interference from pesky siblings! No more dented guitars or messed up intonation, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, we have diamond-filled caves and creeper-free zones for your ultimate gaming experience. Say goodbye to sharing and hello to endless fun on our server!

DinoFamousCraft

Celebrity, culture, DinoFamousCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Extinction, Fame, fleeting, Forgotten, History, iconic, Inevitable, Legacy, past, person, Phenomenon, Place, Popular, Rise and Fall, thing.., trend

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit like a creeper explosion in a village full of noobs. we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

u wanna build a castle taller than the ender dragon? we got u covered. wanna ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by filling their house with chickens? we got u covered.

we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur diamond armor. we got events that will make u scream louder than a ghast. we got a community so awesome, u’ll never wanna leave.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and also the fact that u might get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ToxicGasWatchMC

air quality, chemical detection, continuous monitoring, detector, Development, Environmental Protection, gas detection, hazardous materials, health risks, industrial safety, innovation, Monitoring, pollution control, researchers, Safety, sensor technology, Technology, toxic gases, toxic substances, ToxicGasWatchMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	2516
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a detector for toxic farts! no more stinky surprises while mining for diamonds, we got your back! plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers trying to ruin your fun. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in minecraft history!