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MommaDramaCraft

acceptance, adoption, adoptive mom, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Identity, mental health, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, Trauma

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1005
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	5337
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Votes:	4630	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248770	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	2544	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Dragon Eggs Found:	2942	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!