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PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	388280	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

CraftyHappyLand

achievement, balance, Contentment, CraftyHappyLand, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happy, hobbies, joy, Laughter, Life, love, mindfulness, Passion, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3605
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, breaking news, Ceasefire, confirmation, Conflict, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international news, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, nato, official statement, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	6265
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and ukraine in the krusk region! build your own sudzha and defend it from the ukrainian forces! who will win in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the chaos and destruction! bring your friends and let’s make history in minecraft!

KurskCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

blocks, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, emergency, escalation, Fighting, Incident, Kursk Nuclear Power Plant, KurskCraft, local authorities, Military, nuclear facility, nukes, ongoing, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3720
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got battles goin’ down like a few dozen kilometers from Kursk Nuclear Power Plant! Ain’t nothin’ like fightin’ it out in a virtual world while real-life authorities dealin’ with some serious stuff. Come join da madness and show off yo skills in our epic PvP arenas! Plus, rumor has it dat Herobrine himself be lurkin’ around, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face him. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!