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TomCruiseMC SMP: LastBigWorldFamousActor

American actor, blockbuster movies, eyes wide shut, famous actor, hipster, LastBigWorldFamousActor, pop culture, schizophrenia, scientology, smp, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise appreciation, Tom Cruise career, Tom Cruise controversy, tom cruise fan, Tom Cruise fanbase, Tom Cruise fandom, Tom Cruise interview, Tom Cruise legacy, tom cruise movies, Tom Cruise personality, TomCruiseMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	226
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Potions Brewed:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	9995

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community of schizophrenic hipsters who only know Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut! Join us if you’re tired of mainstream movies and pop culture, and just want to appreciate the last great American actor that everyone can enjoy, despite his craziness and Scientology shenanigans.

Our server is filled with insane builds and wild adventures, just like Tom Cruise’s career. So if you’re looking for a unique and quirky Minecraft experience, come join us and ask our members anything about their love for Tom Cruise and their disdain for mainstream entertainment. It’s a wild ride, just like a Tom Cruise action movie!

LifeCraft SMP: Blocky Priorities

balance, blocky, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Life, LifeCraft, Passion, personal growth, perspective, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self reflection, Significance, smp, spirituality, VALUES

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Do you know what’s more important than oxygen, water, and food? Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a flying pig.

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your cobblestone into pure gold with just a wave of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring real world and dive headfirst into our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCalmCrafts

Activity, calming, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCalmCrafts, drawing, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, reading, Relaxing, Sewing, stress relief, Therapeutic, Writing, yoga

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2455
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Do you find yourself feeling zen while organizing your sock drawer? Well, imagine that feeling times a million when you join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is so calming, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and start building your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical unicorn, so you never know what kind of mystical adventures await you. Join now and let the relaxation begin!

6FingerDatingAppHell

6 fingers, 6FingerDatingAppHell, AI generated pictures, Artificial Intelligence, dating apps, dating challenges, digital age, digital transformation, future of dating, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human evolution, modern dating, online dating, physical attributes, social media, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, Unique Features, virtual relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	4242	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.

if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.

plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.

GaiaCraft

Earth map Economy RPG MCMMO Adventure Grinding Realistic Top Robust Servers Banner Banners Join Time Spend Serious Wonderful Focuses Amazing Server, Factions, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Star Shards Collected:	257	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

A wonderful earthmap server that focuses on robust, realistic economies and MCMMO RPG. Amazing server for those who want to spend serious time grinding to the top! Join us now for an adventure!

mc.gaiacraft.net

Explorers Haven

1.21 Server, Biomes, Dungeons, Economy, Explorers Haven, hard survival, MCMMO, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Worldgen

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

A vanilla+ MCMMO Hard Survival Economy WorldGen+ Dungeons, Structures, Biomes, etc. 1.21 Server in early stages!

explorershaven.net

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

attracting women, attractive women, BlockyBabes, Casual Sex, DATING, finding sluts, FLIRTING, Hookups, meeting women, Minecraft, one night stands, online dating, pickup lines, relationships, seducing attractive women, seducing beautiful women, seducing hot women, seducing sluts, seducing women, seduction, seduction tips, Server, Sluts

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

adaptation differences, altered storyline, anime changes, character death, Character development, character survival, controversial, creative choices, Disappointment, divergent paths, fan disappointment, fan reactions, Manga adaptation, manga vs anime, Minecraft, narrative shift, plot twist, smp, storytelling, SuckCraft, Sucked, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected plot twist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9265	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, civil liberties, crackdown, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iron fist, IronFistCraft, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, protest, Régime, repression, rising toll, Server, State, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!