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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9800	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	898
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	New Chunks Explored:	941774
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	6800
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8662
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	4611
Void Armor Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	3587	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	8835

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2399
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

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