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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Potions Brewed:	92
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	958	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	3360	Farms Harvested:	915
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5188
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!