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Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	7597	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Emeralds Found:	8617	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	6314	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Kursk developments, military intervention, Party, peace negotiations, political news, putin, Putin’s actions, Putins, russia, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, White House, White House statement, world leaders

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	754
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Boring SMP

Boring SMP, close community., Community, Events, fabricmc, freshly baked, Fun, Gaming, laid back, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Playstyle, quality of life, regular, Relaxed, relaxed playstyle, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Zombie Dances:	5

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000

I’m looking for people aged 15-19 to play Minecraft Bedrock Kingdom Rulers

Adventure, aged, bedrock, bedrock edition, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Kingdom, marketplace, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, people, Play, Realms, Redstone, rulers, smp, Social, Survival, Trading

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Market Realm
Number of Players	7 (Need 10 to start)
Start Date	Today or Tomorrow

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information.
What is the main focus of the server?	To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other.
When will the realm officially start?	The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow.
Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm?	Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm.

EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5000

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.

But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!

MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.

RedstoneRumble

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, peace talks, political tension, RedstoneRumble, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	250341	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	2897
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀