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Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

CraftyDestinyMC Server

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMC, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny 2 Gunsmith, dim, Dps, dungeons & dragons, Guide, Into the Light, Lightfall, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Resources, season 23, Server, Stats, TFS Ability Tuning, TFS Armor Tuning, TFS Weapon Tuning, TTK, twab, ViDoc

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you – Pissing Eternal Edition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new patches and tuning to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Patch 7.3.6.6 introduces new abilities, weapons, and gameplay mechanics that will blow your mind.

Don’t believe us? Check out our hilarious ViDocs that showcase the epicness of our server. From the launch trailer to the gameplay trailer, you’ll be laughing and cheering the whole way through.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity that is Pissing Eternal Edition! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyRate Minecraft Server

Adventure, Country, CraftyRate, critique, Destination, Explore, globe, landscape, map exploration, mapcrunch, Minecraft, Poster, Rate, Rating, review, scenery, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

CivEarth v5

Auctions, bedrock, CivEarth v5, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Fishing, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Server, Staff, Survival, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 5th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: towny.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! towny.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

towny.civearth.net

Join Eternal realms! Where time flies faster than creepers run!

Adventure, Biomes, BUILD, Castles, collaborate, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, ETERNAL, Faster, flies, Happy, Join, landscapes, Machines, Minecraft, Players, Realms, Redstone, Rewards, RUN, Share, Skills, TEAM, Time, Treasures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	1940
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826166	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Eternal Realms Minecraft Server

Overview
Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready for an adventure of a lifetime?

Features:

Endless Exploration: Discover diverse biomes, hidden treasures, and epic landscapes.
Creative Freedom: Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone machines.
Friendly Faces: Join a community of friendly and helpful players, always ready to collaborate and share ideas.
Exciting Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome rewards.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Eternal Realms?	Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our website for more information.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on your adventures in Eternal Realms.
Are there any in-game currency or rewards?	Yes, we offer in-game currency and rewards for participating in events and completing challenges.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to our staff members, who will investigate and take appropriate action.

20 and Still Crafting Minecraft Server

>20 years old, #videogames, Addictive, building, Childhood, Crafting, creativity, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, Immersive, lego, love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Pathetic, Playing, Server, still, time consuming, Toys, young adult

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Towns Built:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood with some virtual blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and unleashing your inner child.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget about all your responsibilities and just focus on creating the most epic pixelated masterpieces. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-Moonwalk the mysterious legend?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a laugh-filled adventure that will have you saying “Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?”

SharkBae’s Minecraft Server

adorable sharks, animal love, aquatic animals, cute animals, cute shark, marine animals, marine wildlife, Minecraft, ocean conservation, ocean life, sea creatures, Server, shark appreciation, shark art, shark couple, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark gifts, shark lover, shark merchandise, shark wife, SharkBaes, underwater beauty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build and explore in the world of Minecraft, but you can also have a fin-tastic aquatic companion to keep you company. Just imagine the looks of envy from all the other players when they see you swimming around with your adorable shark wife by your side. Join now for a chance to experience the most jaw-some Minecraft server ever!

PLATINUM BedWars Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Bed wars, Bedwars, Community, competitive, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, platinum, PvP, Server, Server List, top server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The owner of the “PLATINUM BedWars” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

platinum.20tps.ru

Levelup MC

Adventure, Community, companions, Cracked, Custom Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Jobs, Land claiming, LevelUpMC, Minecraft, Mission, multiplayer, Player Warps, Plugins, PvP, Resource Galaxy, Server, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, Ultimate, Upgradeable spawners, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

🌟 Welcome to LevelUp MC, where survival gets an upgrade! 🚀 Join our cracked-friendly server and dive into the ultimate multiplayer experience.

Since our launch in September 2020, we’ve been on a mission to redefine survival gameplay. Enjoy a vanilla-esque feel with a twist of excitement thanks to our carefully curated plugins.

Discover thrilling features like:⚔️ Custom Enchants🏝️ Land Claiming▶️ Player Warps🐶 Companions👨‍💼 Jobs🐣 Upgradeable Spawners🌎 Resource Galaxy

Whether you’re a lone wolf, a team player, or a social butterfly, there’s endless adventure waiting for you on LevelUp MC. Join now and level up your Minecraft journey!

TNS.JOIN-GAME.NET:25567

Ember Wing: Where semi-vanilla meets spicy goodness!

Adventure, base, bugs, Cheating, Community, Discord, Economy, Ember, Empire, Events, goodness, Griefing, Language, meets, Modded, night, Prizes, Resources, rules, Semivanilla, smp, spicy, Staff, Start, stealing, Survival, WING

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	759977
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Emberwing Minecraft Server

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Overview

Explore a World Like No Other!

Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

Why Choose Us?

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

Server Rules

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

CraftyNYC Minecraft Server

2024.., CraftyNYC, cultural identity, demographics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicity, generalization, Jewish, Minecraft, Minority representation, new york city, NYC, person, racial profiling, Server, slavic, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, urban population, White

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss! Picture this: in the year 2024, every “white” person in NYC has transformed into either a Jewish or Slavic character. How did this happen, you ask? Well, legend has it that a mischievous Minecraft wizard cast a spell during a full moon, causing this hilarious transformation.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where kosher pickles and borscht are the currency, and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bagel-making and squat dancing. Build your own Matryoshka doll house, explore the bustling streets of Minecraft NYC filled with kosher delis and Slavic dance clubs.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gefilte fish).