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Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1642	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ores Mined:	4237	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	5086

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	845147
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

#PositiveEnergy, cute, FEELGOOD, goodvibes, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, inspiration, joy, Kindness, Laughter, LolCraft, love, Miles, motivation, positivethoughts, positivity, smiles, Uplifting, Wholesome

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, aigenerated, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, Loli, LoRa Training, Mac, madness, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, oppais, Pervs, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prodigies, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	584	Ores Mined:	4779
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

Awareness, Caution, cautionary tale, Charity, Crafting, Donations, family, fear, Giving, Help, International, mom, MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft, MONEY, organization, philanthropy, Safety, scam, Server, skepticism, Support, Trust, UNICEF

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!