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SmokeCraft: Baby Boomers
come join our minecraft server cuz like, if you don’t, you might get hit with second-hand smoke and have a baby complication or something. like, who wants that? not me! on our server, you won’t have to worry about that cuz we don’t allow smoking or second-hand smoke. we care about your safety and your minecraft experience. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ll ever see. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun. join now and save yourself from the dangers of second-hand smoke! -
SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness ðŋðĨðŪ -
SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! ðĪĢðDid you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? ðą But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! ðĪŠð
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! ð Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! ðĪĢðū
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! ðĨð #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow
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SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.
But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!
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Sky Haven Wilds 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server and escape from the endless loop of parasocial relationships!Experience a world where you can build your own reality and create your own happiness without relying on others!
No need to spiral into pain or delusions here, just pure fun and creativity!
Tell your friends about this server and let’s all enjoy a world where we can be ourselves without the need for validation from online personalities!
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DogGoneMinecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Amy’s decision to leave her dogs with a terrified husky? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make Amy’s dog debacle look like child’s play.Our server is so insane, even Amy’s threats to sue will seem tame in comparison. Get ready to navigate through family feuds, pet rescues, and unexpected surprises that will keep you on your toes.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than Amy’s dogs ending up at a shelter. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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PrideCraft: Flagged and Fabulous
Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and inappropriate comments? Come join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for discrimination and harassment! Our server is a safe space for everyone, no matter their gender, sexuality, or background.We don’t just talk the talk, we walk the walk. Our staff members are trained to handle any issues that may arise and ensure that everyone feels welcome and respected. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join now and leave the toxic workplace behind! Who needs a pride flag in their cubicle when you can have a whole virtual world to express yourself freely? Let’s build a community where everyone can be their true selves without fear of judgement or discrimination. See you in the game!
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SmolSmilesMC SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out big time! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more drama than a reality TV show!Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks on other players, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items â shh, don’t tell anyone!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. He’s always causing chaos and keeping us on our toes. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of /tp commands gone wrong.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. See you in the game, losers!
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CraftyCraze
Do you spend your days off staring at a blank wall, wondering what to do with your life? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So why waste your time on boring old walls when you could be hunting for diamond llamas and living your best blocky life? Join us now and let the adventure begin!