LOLcraft: The Smithsonian Rejects Relics Server

000 years ago, 30, 5.., amazon forest, Ancient City, Anons, Civilization, criticism, discovery, Göbekli Tepe, heavy criticism, History, Independent Archeologists, LolCraft, Modern Archeologists, Origins, rejects, Relics, Save, science fiction, scientists, Server, smithsonian, Smithsonian Archeological Institution, TRUE ORIGINS

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the mainstream archeologists trying to cover up our true origins? Well, fear not, because on our server, we are dedicated to uncovering the REAL history of civilization! Join us as we dig deep into the virtual world to discover ancient civilizations that date back over 30,000 years! Who needs the Smithsonian when you have us uncovering the secrets of Göbekli Tepe and ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest? So come on, join our server and help us save our history from those pesky modern archeologists! Let’s show them that the truth is out there, in the world of Minecraft!

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SurvivalWifeGoneLOL

Assertiveness, balance in relationships, boundaries in relationships, childhood influences, Communication Issues, communication styles, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, Emotional support, love language, marriage counseling, Marriage dynamics, needy behavior, relationship problems, seeking appreciation, seeking validation, self-care, SurvivalWifeGoneLOL, Tramping, validation in relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the constant demands of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only question you’ll hear is “Do you want to build a giant chicken statue?”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures without anyone constantly asking you to hold their bag or pass them a drink bottle.

Forget about needy behavior, here you’ll find validation and love in the form of virtual diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that our friendly community is always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground lair. See you in the world of endless possibilities!

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ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

Accountability, Apology, Backlash, controversial statements, controversy, controversy management, downplay, elon musk, ElonCraft, Excuses, heil, Herobrine, hitler, media scrutiny, Nazi salute, offensive behavior, PR disaster, public figure, public image, public reaction, reputation management, salutes, smp, social media

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

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ElonCraft: Batshit Edition

batshit, billionaire, controversial, controversial figure, crazy, disruptive technologies, eccentric, eccentric behavior, Edition, electric cars, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, GENIUS, Innovative, outlandish, social media antics, space exploration, spacex, Tech, tesla, Unconventional, unconventional ideas, Visionary

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

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Crimson Valley Network

Advanced Custom Anti Cheat, All Platforms Playable, Amazing Hub & Spawn, Automated & Tested Systems, balanced gameplay, Constant development, Crates, Crimson, Custom Enchants, Custom Made Systems, custom weapons, Gameplay Tools, Join Our Discord Today, medieval themed, Network, non-p2w, Secure & Advanced Vaults, Teams, trade system, Trained & Helpful Staff, Valley

Crimson Valley Network

Server Overview

Platform	All Platforms Playable
Features	Constant Development Balanced Gameplay Gameplay Tools Teams Custom Enchants Custom Weapons Automated & Tested Systems Trade System Secure & Advanced Vaults Crates
Server Extras	Advanced Custom Anti Cheat Non P2W Custom Made Systems Amazing Hub & Spawn Medieval Themed Trained & Helpful Staff
Upcoming	Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
Discord	Join Our Discord Today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server available on all platforms?	Yes, the server is playable on all platforms.
Is the gameplay balanced?	Yes, we strive to maintain a balanced gameplay experience for all players.
Are there custom weapons and enchants?	Yes, we offer custom weapons and enchants to enhance gameplay.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we pride ourselves on being non pay-to-win.
Are there any upcoming developments?	Yes, we have exciting developments coming soon for our community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, act upon, ETERNAL, finding, growth, Journey, knowledge, late realization, learning, personal development, Quests, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, shame, Time, transformation, Truth, valuable, wisdom, Years

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures that defy the laws of physics.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your crops to make them grow faster. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – it’s like stepping into a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can fly on a magical unicorn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner Minecraft master shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight!

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BetrayedBySMPmom

BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, BetrayedBySMPmom, Childhood, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotions, falsehood, family, Friends, hurt, Innocence, Lies, Manipulation, Memories, relationships, Trust, Vulnerability

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! So like, the first lie I remember being told was that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find diamonds right away. But like, no one told me about the lava and I lost all my stuff, I felt so betrayed man. But like, on this server, they promise you’ll find diamonds EVERYWHERE, even in the sky! And like, there’s a secret underground base where all the admins hang out and they give out free enchanted gear, it’s like a dream come true! So join now and never feel betrayed again, unless someone steals your diamonds, then you’re on your own, lolz!

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Musk’s Block Party

Accountability, BLOCK, Censorship, controversy, current events, discussion, elon musk, Ethics, freedom of speech, internet, media coverage, Musk, Musks, News, Online Community, online forums, Party, public figure, public opinion, Sieg Heil., social media, trending topic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Grief, hermitcraft, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+?	Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+.
How many dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care.

Mechanical Evolution 1.20

autistic men, Bottoms, cock sleeve, cute girl, death, Destruction, Disease, estrogen, Evolution, evolutionary programming, genetic dead ends, GRINDR, Homosexuality, jerking off, mechanical, porn addiction, prison gay, Robots, shame, tops, Wife

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

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SleepCraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Disappointment, friendship, Frustration, Gaming, guilt tripped, long distance friendship, online gaming, Plans, Pushed back, Respect, self-care, Server, Sleep, Sleepcraft, time difference, Time management, time zone, tired, Understanding

Are you tired of friends who can’t keep track of time zones and guilt trip you for not staying up all night to play games with them? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where time zones don’t exist and everyone respects your sleep schedule!

We have a special feature where if your friend flakes on you last minute, you can summon a virtual guinea pig to guilt trip them instead. It’s a win-win situation!

Don’t waste your time on unreliable gaming buddies, join us and experience the ultimate virtual friendship where your time is respected and your sleep is sacred. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks waiting for you to discover – if you can survive the challenges, that is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to time zone confusion and guilt trips forever!

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Smithsonian Archeological Institution

Crimson Valley Network

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