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Cluckin’ Thread Minecraft Server

blocked, British, Chick thread, Cluckin, e-bf, e-girl, FEMCEL, FLIRTING, Insecurity, internet culture, Jealousy, Loneliness, long distance, Minecraft, online dating, orbiter, rejection, relationship, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Thread, truecel, virtual romance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of being blocked by e-girls and their orbiters? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with e-girls who are actually femcels and orbiters who are secretly aliens in disguise. Join us and create your own e-romance with a long distance e-bf who may or may not be a Minecraft creeper in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and enter a realm of ridiculousness on our server. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Alternative, arch linux, Corrupted, Crafty, debian, elementary os, fedora, installation, lightweight, Linux distros, Linux Mint, Lubuntu, manjaro, Minecraft, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, Puppy Linux, small size, smp, SSD, Steves, ubuntu, usb, Xubuntu

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Farms Harvested:	266
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Star Shards Collected:	258
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9401	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

Moxiecraft.org

Community Survival, Contests, Craftbook, Experienced admin team, Frontier Town, Gem economy, grief protections, Java 1.21.1, large world, Mini Games, Minigames, Moxiecraft.org, open world, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Community Survival

Java 1.21.1 – Large world 200k square – Craftbook – PVP – Minigames – Contests – Open world with grief protections – Experienced Admin team – Gem based economy

A group of administrators from other servers have started Moxiecraft.org as a Community Survival experience. Come play with us today!

Current contest: Frontier Town

moxiecraft.org:25585

Hag Haven Minecraft Server

Favorite, favorite hags, Hag, hags, Haven, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, Thread

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Potions Brewed:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fabulous and fierce hags you’ve ever seen! From cackling witches to sassy sorceresses, you’ll never be bored with these enchanting characters roaming around.

Join our server and witness epic battles between hags and heroes, as they fight for control of the magical realm. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and post your favorite hags in this thread. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two along the way. Just watch out for any flying broomsticks or potions being thrown your way – these hags mean business!

SwipeCraft Minecraft SMP

Communication, Conversation, DATING, dating app, dating experience, dating stories, Dating success, digital age, first date, love, match, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, smp, social media, Swipecraft, Swiping, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Oh man, let me tell you about the last time I got a tinder match on this crazy Minecraft SMP server. So I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly I got a notification that someone had swiped right on me. I was like, “Oh snap, this could be the start of a beautiful Minecraft romance!”

Turns out, my tinder match was actually a creeper in disguise! But instead of blowing me up, this creeper started following me around and protecting me from all the other mobs. It was the weirdest yet coolest thing ever. We ended up teaming up and taking down a whole army of skeletons together. Who knew you could find love in the form of a TNT-loving creeper on a Minecraft SMP server?

So yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and potentially find love in the most unexpected places, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of wild tinder matches you’ll encounter next!

frontiersmc

BreweryX, disabled, Economy, Enjoy, frontiersmc, Guns, Horses, limit 20, maker, Map, minecraft server, mrlolcringerwhat, new players, New server, player limit, rdr2 map, Seat, Server, small project, Towny, tping

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2063
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

this is frontiers.Mc. this server uses the rdr2 map. funded by my own http://nl1-mc14.ferox.host:24016 map maker mrlolcringerwhat we have a seat and take into this server note tping is disabled.you have to use horses. and we have guns. and breweryx this is a small project so the player limit is 20 or maybe higher DO NOT HURT NEW PPL and enjoy my newly made server

45.136.141.84:24145

Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

actress, Artificial Intelligence, Arya Stark, celeb, Celeb AI, Celebrities, Celebrity, chatbot, Crafty, deep learning, Digital, Edition, Entertainment, Future, game of thrones, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Maisie Williams, Maisies, neural networks, Server, Technology, tv shows

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Votes:	7926
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442

+18, Anime models, Avatar Resources, christmas, Comfy Party, Downloads, Events, Furry, game night, general, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, OP Template, OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Santa Lap Sitting, smp, Tech, Thread, tierlist, Trash, virtual, virtual reality, VRchat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his comedic commentary, gameplay videos, and reviews of various topics. He is best known for his dry sense of humor and unique, deadpan delivery. Penguinz0 has a large following on both platforms and is known for his down-to-earth personality and relatable content.

UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land