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Crafty Stalker Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2017	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrilling adventures of the Kruglov EditionS.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy! Join us for a wild ride through the Zone, where anomalies and mutants await at every turn.

Looking for tips and guides on surviving in the Zone? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of resources and mods. Ever wanted to run S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on Linux? We’ve got a guide for that too!

But that’s not all – we also offer new and popular mods for the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy, including the IWP Standalone pack and the COTZ addon. And if you’re experiencing crashes or lockups, fear not! We’ll help you find your crash log and get back into the action.

Join us on this insane journey through the Zone, where you’ll encounter danger, mystery, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	8001
Runes Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Sexy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7278	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a community of players who believe that pixelated blocks are the ultimate turn on. Forget about boobs and ass, we’ve got blocky landscapes and cubic creatures that will make your heart race like never before. Join us for a truly unique and strangely sexy Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs real-world attractions when you can have virtual blocky beauty? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pixels stimulated)!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will try to sabotage your ride!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown made of gold who rules over all the other animals in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a sheep that changes colors every time it eats a different type of grass. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer it, you will be rewarded with a magical wool that never runs out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world!

Cali Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a California girl – fun, sun-kissed, and always ready for a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with beach parties, surfing competitions, and even the occasional celebrity sighting (Steve from Minecraft is basically a celebrity, right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!

Minecraft SMP rug pulls you

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Votes:	9704
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRM1.SKYBARS.ME

Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	8781	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!