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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.
Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.
But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?
Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!
