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Mori’s Minecraft Server: Dorky to Goddess

beauty, Character development, Coming of Age, confidence boost, dorky, empowerment, Evolution, fashion, female empowerment, Femininity, Goddess, Identity, makeover, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Moris, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Server, sex goddess, Style, Tomboy, transformation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	559
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because on our server, Mori went from a dorky tomboy to a total sex goddess! How did she do it, you ask? By harnessing the power of enchanted diamond armor and seducing creepers with her irresistible charm, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft hottie on the block!

/wvp/ – Wild Vibe Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd discussion, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, porn, smp, Tight Tanned Tummy, tributes, VIBE, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, vtuber porn, Western indie vtubers, Western Virtual YouTuber, Western Vtuber, Wild, wvp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4911	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.

Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!

HotCraft: Endless Summer

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate emergency, Endless, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather, global warming, heat records, heatwave, HotCraft, hottest summer, long term trends, record-breaking, rising global temperatures, rising temperatures, scorching hot, Summer, summer heat, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

come join our minecraft server where the lava flows like a never-ending hot sauce fountain! we got pigs flying, literally, because they ate some weird mushrooms. the villagers have formed a band and they only play death metal music. the creepers are on a diet and now they only explode in glitter. the ender dragon is now a fashion designer, creating fabulous outfits for all the mobs. come build your dream castle in the sky, but watch out for the flying squids! join us for the craziest summer ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

ItsFunneh, also known as Kat, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content. She rose to fame for her funny and entertaining videos that typically feature games such as Roblox and Minecraft. ItsFunneh has gained a large following on social media, with millions of subscribers on YouTube enjoying her unique commentary and gameplay. Fans appreciate her energetic personality and imaginative storytelling in each of her videos.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because b42 is here to shake things up! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to fly like a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns. Join their ranks and become a master of llama jousting, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted cheese.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking cactus named Carl who tells the best dad jokes in the land? He’ll keep you entertained for hours as you build your own castle out of candy canes and marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join b42 today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

> Is not present at the funeral of Juan… Minecraft SMP

absence.., ceremony, Conspiracy, controversy, Di Maria, Disrespect, football, Funeral, homage, Juan, Juan Izquierdo, last match, Minecraft, player, PRESENCE, PRESENT, scandal, smp, Soccer, Suárez, Tribute, Trophy, UCL draw ceremony

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy plot twist like being whisked away to the UCL draw ceremony instead of attending a funeral (sorry Juan Izquierdo, but priorities, am I right?). Or how about giving Di Maria a trophy at his homage last night because why not?

And don’t worry about missing out on important events like Suarez’s last match because who needs that when you can be part of our wacky adventures instead? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBabyMama vs In-Laws

accusations, burden, c-section, Communication, CraftyBabyMama, DAUGHTER, family, grace, healing, Help, husband, in-laws, INDEPENDENCE, inlaws, ISOLATION, mental health, new parents, postpartum, reaching out, toxic family, Trauma, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9156
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum life? Look no further! Our server is filled with supportive players who will help you heal from your c-section both physically and mentally. Plus, we have a special baby-friendly zone where you can bring your little one along for the adventure!

Join now and escape the drama of toxic family members like your grandmother-in-law. On our server, everyone is a great grandparent to your virtual baby, and they’ll believe she exists from day one! No accusations of keeping your daughter from family here – just pure, wholesome fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on, leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a community that truly understands the struggles of new parenthood. You’re not an asshole for needing some space – you’re a hero for taking care of yourself and your family. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

GalacticLurkersMC

#revelation, Civilization, Communication, Conspiracy, Contact, discovery, Earth, Evolution, Existence, Extraterrestrial, GalacticLurkersMC, Galaxy, hidden, Humanity, intelligence, Mystery, Observation, south america, speculation, un-contacted tribes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe Earth is just a giant un-contacted tribe in the universe! Join us as we navigate through the galaxy without any help from extraterrestrial beings – because who needs aliens when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am I right?

Our server is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and wild adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover the secrets of Area 51 and maybe even find some hidden alien technology. Who needs NASA when you can explore the cosmos from the comfort of your own blocky world?

So come join us on this wacky journey through the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally crack the code and make contact with our cosmic neighbors. But until then, let’s just keep building and mining like there’s no tomorrow – because who knows, maybe there isn’t!