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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5035
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Animals Bred: 107 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Emeralds Found: 3197

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7772
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magic Items Found: 8975
    Ores Mined: 5181 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8543
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Buildings Constructed: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7690
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Crops Grown: 9170
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 597
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2027
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 68
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4033 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2686
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 462212 Crops Grown: 4861
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3240
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4686 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2318
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 725
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

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