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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3289	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	7286	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5937	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	5531
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8736
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	84
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!