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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2413 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.