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Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7479	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

BlockBuster100

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	3984	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate movie marathon experience! Imagine rewatching your favorite movie 100 times in a row without ever getting bored – that’s the kind of entertainment we provide here. Join us for a wild ride through cinematic history as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs popcorn when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a movie marathon like no other on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity).

SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

coronavirus, Covid-19, freezes hiring, global crisis, global health, Healthcare, hiring freeze, International cooperation, international organization, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, restricts travel, Server, SnowyCraft, staffing freeze, travel ban, travel restrictions, united states, US withdrawal, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

BusBasher96

Attack, BusBasher96, Capital Punishment, China, Conflict, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, diplomatic tensions, east asia, international relations, japanese, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, man, punishment, school bus, sentences, violence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	4613	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

Electric Road Warriors

#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry

Crimson Flame 1.21.3

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	178503	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.

You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.

Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!

NoThx4U

appreciation, baby tasks, balance, Communication, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Gratitude, household chores, Marriage, Mental load, NoThx4U, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, thank you, Time management, working parents

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4980
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9362

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!