Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?
| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members. |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks |
| Community | Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events |
| Expectations | High standard for new players and applications |
To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.
Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.
You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).
So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.