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Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

Creeper Serenade

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Imagine this: you, singing your heart out in a duet with none other than Justin Bieber on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so magical that it can make dreams like this come true. Join us and who knows, maybe next time you log in, you’ll find yourself jamming out with Beyoncé or serenading Taylor Swift. The possibilities are endless on our server, where music meets Minecraft in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. So come on, join us and get ready to rock out with the biggest stars in the world!

BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyLoveHub

Caring, Communication, CraftyLoveHub, emotional connection, emotional well being, feelings, Intimacy, lasting impact., long-term effects, partner support, personal thoughts, psychological benefits, relationship satisfaction, satisfaction, self disclosure, sexual cues, sexual desire, sexual distress, Sexual intimacy, Understanding, validating

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come join our minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life!! we got levels of intimacy that will blow your mind. imagine being so caring and validating towards your minecraft partner that you unlock secret sexual cues in the game. your sexual desire will be through the roof, and satisfaction guaranteed!! plus, the effects can last up to 12 months in real life. who knew minecraft could be so steamy?! join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

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AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Many Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.

Q: How often does the server have map resets?

A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	5059	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	119
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8547	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	8773
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

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Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Creeper Serenade

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BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

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CraftyLoveHub

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AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

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AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

Q: How often does the server have map resets?

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Ores Mined:	8856	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	8675	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Farms Harvested:	302
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9478	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7